Blow by Blow

December 18, 2009, 11:16 pm
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I’m sure everyone out there has at least one celebrity story packed with humiliation and stupidity. Don’t let the lack of a URL to call your own stop you from telling that story.

You’ve got a brawl on your hands? A misunderstanding-turned-fatal/arrestable? Pete Doherty saying anything at all? A “discussion” with Sean Penn about your photography skills and how you “liked his early work”?

If you’ve got something you’d like to see sprawled across these developing pages, just send your submission (and any other info, preferred intro, pictures,etc.) to:

At this point, I won’t add all kinds of legal mumbo-jumbo because I don’t think I’ll be needing it. Your submissions will be credited to you and if you ever want the post altered or deleted, I’m your man.

Thanks for reading (and writing),



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This week on Bowie and Brooks (aka: Dave and Garth). The Thin White Duke invites Uncle Iggy over for tea and sodomy, but things go amiss when weird cousin Chris Gaines shows up with his toupee and moral superiority. An escaped gorilla causes much… Oh, wait… I’m at the wrong site. But while I’m here — sure, I’ll give it a try!

Comment by alantru

There’s never a wrong site for Bowie and Brooks. Especially when they’ve got unfinished business involving ASCAP, toupees, gorillas and sodomy.

Why, you could post that over at Springfield Gazette and Electioneer and no one would even blink.

The internet has ruined us all.

On a related note: I’m looking forward to your submission, Alan. Thanks for pitching in!

Comment by Capitalist Lion Tamer

I’m thinking David Partridge versus the Jonas Brothers. And I’d be looking to a UFC style fight with plenty of grappling, knees to the head and freakishly inappropriate submissions and choke outs.

I’ll give it a shot!

Comment by Donald Mills

Heeheehee, as York would say. Repeatedly.

Looks like a winner, Don. The Jonas Brothers have most likely outgrown their cock rings and will be ready to face off in the squared circle of UFC headbeatery.

Looking forward to it!

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