Filed under: Chad Kroeger | Tags: 30 Million Fans Can Be Horribly Wrong, Phyrric Losses, Shallow
[Due to a total lack of depth on his part, Chad (the P. stands for “Penis”) Kroeger often finds himself over his head. Whether he’s trying to come off as “above the negative press” or counting his money and mourning the loss of his soul, Chad (of the Canadian Nickelbacks) will nearly always find himself overwhelmed by the pressures of his very existence.
In this particular anecdote, Chad finds his musical talent and grotesque growling questioned by the nearest object deeper than he is: a child’s wading pool. Watch in shock and awe as Kroeger heads to the proverbial well more than once, only to find it patiently waiting to had his ass to him repeatedly.]
Note: this excellent piece of Chad-baiting prose comes to us courtesy of mostly-retired blogger Alan Truitt. This was stolen (with permission!) from one of his epic and monumental comment threads, the likes of which has not been seen since the last 2Girls1Cup reaction video.
The scene: a breezy Canadian summer day, which is swiftly ruined by Chad’s Goofus-like behavior…
Chad: “I don’t like the way you look at me, man.”
The Pool: (Silence)
Chad: “What the fuck does that mean, man?”
The Pool: (Water laps softly)
Chad: “Right! You’re dead!”
(Chad jumps into the pool and bangs head and wrenches his shoulder. Humbled and soaking wet, he pulls himself out and glares at the pool.)
Chad: “This isn’t over, dude.”
The Pool: (Soft water lap sounds)
Chad: “Fuck you, man!”
(Chad dives in and starts flailing. Repeat scenario ad nauseam.)
-submitted (sort of) by Alan Truitt